A Black House Educational Institution Mission Statement
Spice Island School of Magic holds to these truths: Our highest purpose is education and there is no better education than one that is truly inter-planer. We are committed to developing the intellectual capacity, creativity and professionalism of our students – immersing them in the rich diversity of sentient experience and aspirations, thereby preparing them to shape the future of our world while adding to the knowledge base of sentientkind.
History
"The founding and development of Spice Island School of Magic have been the result of collective sacrifice and solidarity involving remarkable individuals and the Cariscanan people as a whole. What stands here today is a magnificent educational monument to the cooperative solidarity of civilized peoples from different lands."
Earl Friedrich Birzo Tecumseh Pierre Khorloogiin Dorn
Regent of Lucerna, Councilor of Cariscana, King's Companion, etc.
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